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thegreatbigfour:

thefutureauthor:

*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them

*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie

*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know

*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS

THANK YOU

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

nevver:

Paris

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

naliest:

Am I doing this right

naliest:

Am I doing this right

emitter-of-learjets:

harry potter is adopted by sirius

Orphan is the New Black

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

auryane:

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing

red-lipstick:

Marta Klonowska (b. 1964, Warsaw, Poland) - Animal sculptures made from shattered glass pieces. Represented by: Lorch + Seide Gallery.

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

lipstickstainedlove:

Just so you know, whipped cream has to have a seal in it before you charge it or it explodes and is really loud and embarrassing and your coworkers will take photos of you laughing and if you live in Oklahoma like me a customer will say “you poor thing, bless your heart” as you stand there helpless while all the heavy cream just continues to go everywhere and you can’t do anything about it.

For your information.

lipstickstainedlove:

Just so you know, whipped cream has to have a seal in it before you charge it or it explodes and is really loud and embarrassing and your coworkers will take photos of you laughing and if you live in Oklahoma like me a customer will say “you poor thing, bless your heart” as you stand there helpless while all the heavy cream just continues to go everywhere and you can’t do anything about it.

For your information.

An INTJ, an ENTJ, an INTP, and an ENTP enter a contest to see who can build a fence that covers the most area.

The INTJ knows that circles are the most efficient shape, and sets about building a circular fence.

The ENTJ understands the INTJ’s logic, but is concerned about costs and the difficulty in finding people who know how to build circular fences. They end up building a square fence.

The INTP ponders for a bit, builds a fence around a tree and says “I define that tree to be outside the fence.”

The ENTP simply says “I disagree with all of them” and then leaves to go to the bar.


- (via chmod666)

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING