How to kill a spider:
get a piece of tissue paper
approach it slowly
and very carefully
burn the house down.

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

mu5icliz:

fucking-sherlock:

‘I want my Sherlock back’

Happy Valentines day everyone~! c:

“Do I smell murder?” Oh my god. twist ending

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

“I don’t want to earn my living; I want to live.”

- Oscar Wilde (via loveyourchaos)

Oh shit this is most excellent no wait this is cool like bowties  

i love you  

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

miss-nerdgasmz:

What ship do you think I’m the child of?

#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me